"There are so many things to worry about --- jobs, taxes, being an adult, figuring out how to stay sane, and getting ordered only to be eaten by some weirdo. Chicken Nugget is aware of his impending doom, but chooses to chill in his favorite dipping sauce instead."

This shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and with a unisex fit, anyone can wear it! Please refer to the size guide below to determine which size best suits you.

• Unisex T-shirt made of 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Side-seamed
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide