Description:

Mr Cocky is the type of bird that would fly down and clean it up if he defecated on you from above. He’d apologise for the inconvenience but then still scream outside your window at 5AM. Politeness doesn’t excuse that. He’s the pits.

Made from recycled polyester these shorts are regular-fit swim shorts and feature a unique hand-drawn design. 

• 5" Inseam
• Quick-drying
• Supportive inner mesh brief
• Made from recycled polyester
• Elastic drawstring waistband
• Velcro fastening back pocket with drain eyelet
• Contrast drawstring with Skwosh toggles
• Suitable for swimming & casual wear
• Two side pockets
• Sewn-on patch logo
• Carbon offset shipping

Model Measurements:

Our model is wearing a size M
height 188 cm
chest 107 cm
waist 81cm
AU M

Garment Care:

Gentle cold machine wash.
Wash with like colours/separate.
Do not dry clean, bleach or tumble dry.
Dry in the shade to retain colour vibrancy.
Avoid abrasive surfaces.
Colours may transfer.

Sometimes the colours can be more vibrant or muted in real life depending on your device screen settings, but we try our best to make em’ look right for you ledge! 

Shipping

All our items are dispatched from Sydney, Australia the next business day from the payment being received for domestic orders. We post all our items via Australia Post and DHL. Please allow up to 48hrs for your tracking number to be sent through.

Domestic orders (within Australia)
Regular postage
Delivered within 5 business days (Metro Areas)
Delivered within 7 business days (Rest of Australia)

Express post
Delivered within 2 business days (Metro areas)
Delivered within 3 business days (Rest of Australia)

FREE standard shipping on all orders over $99 AUD
FREE express shipping on all overs over $250 AUD

International orders
Regular Post may take up to 20 business days for delivery.
Excluding dispatch processing, customs clearances, and any local postal delays.
Next-day dispatch is not included on orders containing free US standard international postage

Express Post via Auspost usually takes between
5-10 business days.

Express post via DHL usually takes between
3-5 business days for delivery.

Excluding dispatch processing, customs clearances, and any local delivery days.

FREE standard intl. shipping on US orders $70 (USD)
FREE express intl. shipping on orders $250 (AUD)

Shipping rates are as displayed on checkout. If your region is not listed please .